Welcome To Jeff's
World II
(It's really the same as the first one)
For those of you who missed (or didn't get) the sound clip that was just presented for your enjoyment, you can download it here. It is a clip from Blazing Saddles. (funny movie) There have been people to enter my World since November 26 (Thanksgiving) 1998. Don't you feel special? Well you should. |
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more people signing my guestbook? Bookmark this page and sign the
guestbook. Things that interest me include, but are not limited to
Pie, the Atlanta Braves,
The Tennessee Volunteers,
Deep Thoughts, by Jack
Handy, Rocky Top,
Copacabana, my friends,
Arena Football,
The Nashville Kats,
Krispy Kreme Donuts, the three
funniest movies of all time: Animal House, There's Something About Mary,
and The History of the World: Part I, music I like, MP3s, and more things
are sure to come up soon. If you don't like the same stuff that I do,
it's your loss. While you're here, sign my guestbook. Also, eat
some pie, everyday, as much as possible. Most pictures on this page
are actually links. Click on them, that is what they are for. If
anyone has any suggestion for things I should add to me site,
e-mail me. If you are still reading
this message, please stop.
Although the Dirty Birds didn't win, they played a good game (at least the first half). Without all of those horrible ints, the Falcons could have easily won the game. Next year we'll be "Home in the Dome" for Superbowl XXXIV.
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My Views on Pie-
Pie is a work of art. It is the single greatest invention man has ever stumbled upon. There is no substitution for pie. Not cake, not cookies, not anything. The closest thing to pie is Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (the food section). Pie Heaven All lovers of pie will go directly to Pie Heaven. You will not be excepted if you only say you liked pie. No, none of that shit is accepted. You actually had to love pie during your mortal existance. Don't try to lie, the truth is known. If you don't like pie, you will spend all eternity rotting in hell where pie will not be available. Another bad thing about pie hell is that your hands will turn into oranges (right Josh?). You've been warned. National Pie Day National pie day occurs every year on January 23. The best way to celebrate this holiday is to eat some pie. Any kind of pie. Eat pie for every meal. Bake your own pies. Make pies for homeless people also so they can enjoy the beauty of pie and spend eternity in Pie Heaven just like you and me. I hope everyone had a wonderful National Pie Day on January 23. I know I did. (Eat some pie) |
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The English, sensing early in the seventeenth century the eventual collapse of their North American domination, embarked on a policy of creating a colony entirely devoted to subverting the will of the surrounding countryside. As those wise fathers suspected, the colonies revolted, but have remained cursed with the state of New Jersey ever since.
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This is not something I just made up like I so often do. It is fact that Dells are the best computers. |
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